Memoirs Of A Fire Hazard
A sneering, sardonic trawl through the epic tragi-comedy that is my life.
Sunday, 11 June 2017
Singing On A Sofa With Your Dad While Morphing Into Daniel O'Donnell
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I will get around to finishing the story of my latest health mishap but I just wanted to drop this in here to let you know that it hasn'...
Friday, 9 June 2017
Swigging On A Shit Smoothie As Your Arms Fall Off
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It's been an eventful week. This time last week I had got home from work and started to feel my heart beating a little too fast. It ha...
Wednesday, 17 May 2017
A Recently Deposited Stool From A Horse That Has Recently Consumed Several Especially Potent Curries
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They say you shouldn't write while you're angry. Or at least I think that's something 'they' might say. They're wron...
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Friday, 12 May 2017
This Just In - The Poor Don't Exist
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Memoirs Of A Fire Hazard has never been so productive. Following on from my last two depressing entries on the subject of the whole country...
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Thursday, 11 May 2017
Another Bit Of Politics
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I can’t help but feel negative today. Over the last 12 hours it has become quite clear to me what kind of a society we are now living in. ...
Monday, 8 May 2017
Absolutely Not Imposing My Political Views On Anyone
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We've all been warned. Despite the fact that there is a General Election exactly one month from now we have all been told in no uncertai...
Wednesday, 3 May 2017
Six Days Of Stress And Anxiety Amid The Already Existing Stress And Anxiety
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I'm fuming. Here's why. I went to the hospital yesterday. For the THIRD Tuesday in a row. This time it was to have a blood test...
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Tuesday, 2 May 2017
Saints Set To Appoint Justin Holbrook?
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And so it looks like the coaching situation at Saints has finally been resolved with Justin Holbrook seemingly set to be named as the new ma...
Thursday, 20 April 2017
Pointlessly Pressing The Down Arrow At Tescos
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Over the road from where I work, an institution which dare not speak its name on these pages, is a new branch of Tesco. The shop floor is b...
Monday, 27 March 2017
Stop Crying Ironside
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If you're not a rugby league fan you may not know that I have a couple of weekly columns on an inedpendent Saints supporters website cal...
Thursday, 2 March 2017
A Short Memoir Of Feeling Better
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Two days ago I had one of my now legendary down days. I couldn't see the positive in anything and I had to sit, basically chained to my...
Saturday, 18 February 2017
Being Treated Like Cattle Without So Much As A Discount
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Where are you going on your holidays? Yes, I know it's February and all but there's no harm in having something to look forward to. ...
Sunday, 5 February 2017
Using A Bus To Drive A Big Fat Wedge Between Us
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Today I'm going to talk about buses again. Which you might think mundane because you able bodied folk can afford to take them for grante...
Thursday, 2 February 2017
York - Golden Eggs Laid By The Golden Goose
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I like spending money. I just do. If something is overpriced but I want it I will still buy it if I can afford it. I’m the sort of person...
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