Memoirs Of A Fire Hazard

If you're not a rugby league fan you may not know that I have a couple of weekly columns on an inedpendent Saints supporters website cal...

Two days ago I had one of my now legendary down days. I couldn't see the positive in anything and I had to sit, basically chained to my...

Where are you going on your holidays? Yes, I know it's February and all but there's no harm in having something to look forward to. ...

Today I'm going to talk about buses again. Which you might think mundane because you able bodied folk can afford to take them for grante...

I like spending money. I just do. If something is overpriced but I want it I will still buy it if I can afford it. I’m the sort of person...

If you trawl back through the archives of Memoirs Of A Fire Hazard (which I just have to be able to bring you this sentence) you will find a...

First of all I have to again apologise for the lack of material on these pages. What time I have had for writing has been spent putting toge...

The 2016 Super League season was not a classic. Conservatism ruled as clubs climbed over each other to see who could devise the most boring ...

Happy New Year then. I feel abysmal so the first Memoirs Of A Fire Hazard of 2017 is a little more brief than some of its predecessors. For ...

Done your Christmas shopping? I went on Tuesday night after work. I boxed the whole thing off in an hour, mostly because 60% of the people...

Apologies for writing with such a dark tone again but when you feel like I do it is almost impossible to write any other way. I’ve tried to...

Nothing has happened in my dour little life recently. So much so, that Memoirs Of A Fire Hazard's Facebook page is now continually rem...

It seems ridiculous to follow a piece about my depressed mind with one with the word 'chirpy' in the title but the contrast was unav...