Memoirs Of A Fire Hazard

I've just read a story about a woman using a wheelchair who was asked to leave her local cinema during a screening of In The Heart Of Th...

This is a cry for help. I hate to have to do this, and if you know me then you'll know I wouldn't unless I was absolutely desperate....

I've been drinking too much over the festive period to find the time to relay this true story to you. Yet now, as my impending return to...

The first Memoirs Of A Fire Hazard of 2016 should probably be one of reflection, and of looking forward. I certainly hope to see some improv...

One of the reasons I started this nonsense, by which I mean Memoirs Of A Fire Hazard rather than this particular entry in it, was to try to ...

I’ve been reading some headlines about the critics’ reception of the new Star Wars film. The Force Awakens premiered somewhere posh this we...

I'm a season ticket holder at Saints. As it's winter, I'm starting to have withdrawal symptoms owing to the lack of rugby leagu...

Until recently I still needed a Sky engineer to come and reconnect the Sky+ box to the telephone line. This despite several loud and angry a...

The UK is at war again. After a vote among MP's it has been decided that military action against Syria is the answer to the world's ...

If I didn’t bollock on about it every third article it would be a little known fact that I used to play wheelchair basketball. It’s almost ...

My new cinema card arrived yesterday. That’s the one that gets me two cinema tickets for the price of one because I’m disabled. The idea b...

You'll remember I had a slight problemette with almost the entire workforce of Sky a couple of weeks ago. Well they've struck again...

This column will now take a detour from its usual route down the valley of sneering sarcasm on the subject of modern life with a disability ...

As everyone is aware I don't care much for rugby union. It's boring, elitist and it appears to spend large chunks of its time and re...

With everything that has gone on in the last 24 hours you would be forgiven for not knowing that there was a rugby league game on today. Eng...

Ha ha. Gotcha. Dickhead. Right, first of all let’s clear something up. It has been suggested by my two and a half readers that the reas...