Memoirs Of A Fire Hazard

One of the reasons I started this nonsense, by which I mean Memoirs Of A Fire Hazard rather than this particular entry in it, was to try to ...

I’ve been reading some headlines about the critics’ reception of the new Star Wars film. The Force Awakens premiered somewhere posh this we...

I'm a season ticket holder at Saints. As it's winter, I'm starting to have withdrawal symptoms owing to the lack of rugby leagu...

Until recently I still needed a Sky engineer to come and reconnect the Sky+ box to the telephone line. This despite several loud and angry a...

The UK is at war again. After a vote among MP's it has been decided that military action against Syria is the answer to the world's ...

If I didn’t bollock on about it every third article it would be a little known fact that I used to play wheelchair basketball. It’s almost ...

My new cinema card arrived yesterday. That’s the one that gets me two cinema tickets for the price of one because I’m disabled. The idea b...

You'll remember I had a slight problemette with almost the entire workforce of Sky a couple of weeks ago. Well they've struck again...

This column will now take a detour from its usual route down the valley of sneering sarcasm on the subject of modern life with a disability ...

As everyone is aware I don't care much for rugby union. It's boring, elitist and it appears to spend large chunks of its time and re...

With everything that has gone on in the last 24 hours you would be forgiven for not knowing that there was a rugby league game on today. Eng...

Ha ha. Gotcha. Dickhead. Right, first of all let’s clear something up. It has been suggested by my two and a half readers that the reas...

There are 118 days between the 2015 Super League Grand Final and the start of the 2016 Super League season. That’s around 17 weeks. Almost...

I'm waiting for a call from Sky. They're late. They are supposed to call between 1.00 and 3.00pm. It is now 3.05pm. This shouldn...