Memoirs Of A Fire Hazard

I don't know if any of you are familiar with Saturday morning radio. Probably not. You're probably still perservering with that in...

Following my blatant but still unfortunate bout of sexism yesterday, I became the victim today. Hard to believe I know, but once again I hav...

So there I was fighting the good fight. It's the day following Andy Gray's sacking from Sky Sports for sexist comments made about r...

It's pretty hard knowing where to start in telling this story. Like Blackadder's Palladium stage show it starts badly, tails off a ...

I've started to tweet. Or should that be Tweet, with a capital 'T'? I've always been pretty resistant to technological advan...

Emma's car is in the garage. A light keeps coming on. There's a dizzying array of lights that keep coming on. We've spent hun...

Are There Many Left? At the weekend I went out with some old friends from school. You wouldn't call it a reunion. These are people I k...

This could only happen to me. It all started with a broken wheel. Right hand side at the front of the chair. Something had gone badly awry...

This probably won't flow. I just felt the urge to write about it. Today saw the annual Children In Need telethon. Every November BBC1 ...

I've been to see the doctor this morning. I didn't mean to. I had to. See, I've had this infection. It's a biff thing. W...

You won't know because none of you read about it, but Emma and I went to the cinema the other night. I mention this because prior to th...

As most of you will know (and thanks for all the kind messages by the way) I had another accident with my calendar at the weekend. Apparentl...

Intruder Assuming you've even heard of the place, Thatto Heath gets a bit of a bad press. It has a reputation as being a little rough a...

We were told not to have breakfast. It wasn't that the food on offer was sub-standard, but rather that there was a buffet planned for us...

Orlando was exotic, York less so but still respectably grand, so where better to continue this downward spiral than Sheffield? On the occas...

'There's cat shit on the floor in here' said Emma as she looked into what used to be our conservatory and is now a chaotic laund...

For those of you who have been unable to tear yourself away from Ultimate Big Brother in recent times, I'm afraid I have to inform you t...